Jeremiah Tucker was born and raised in Joplin, Mo. He now lives in Middleton, Wis., where he works as a newspaper reporter and “does other stuff.” His columns in the Joplin Globe have infuriated Clay Aiken fans and cage-fighting enthusiasts across the state of Missouri. He has also contributed to McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

Issue 2, May 2012, Post-unpopular Teenage Virgin