Less than 1% of the traffic to this site is directed from search engines. Of that, over half are searches for “Kawsmouth” or the names of individual contributors. The rest is a puzzling mix of location details, existential questions, and typos. Some of these people might find what they’re looking for, but I’m guessing most of them don’t. The following is a selected presentation of terms and phrases that brought people to this site, arranged by line but otherwise unmodified.

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